Look dad, I listened. One bowl is the toilet 🚽, the big bowl is the Bidet. Good Nemo!

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Brilliant idea!

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Blueberry says “now you understand how it feels to be stuck in a cage”

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Peek-a-boo. It’s Hippeastrum “White Nymph” about to explode!

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Repost from @taqueriapicoso - We are delivering to a 3 mile radius, so while you’re couped up consider ordering one of our unique, small-vineyard wineries... @mcphersoncellars @arizonastronghold @cgtwines @provisionerwines @paradisespringswinery @giradetwines @901wines .... most for $25.... perfect a relaxing evening #picosogood #CDMXmeetstheDMV #eatmoretacos #tacos #taco #margaritas #getinmybelly #spicytaco #spiceitup #alexandriava #virginia #dmv #dmveats #novaeats #dmvdrinks #novadrinks #alexandriava #smallbusiness #smallbusinessowner #hustle #happyhour

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Composed and calm. That’s how you get what you want.

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Just hearing about DC restaurants shut down for in-person dining til at least April 27. Grrrrrrrrrrr.

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The daddy heating pad

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Introducing white and red glove service! So I remember not to touch the face 👨. @kwittauer do you approve?

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Fantastic news for DC restaurants—you’ll be able to sell closed containers of beer and wine with take out orders. Check with ABRA for the registration protocol.

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We really need to work on the potty training 🚽

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I like the #1. I’m gonna start using to greet everyone starting tomorrow.

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It’s Friday #winetasting @wagshals Mass Ave! Long Island white spritzer, #txwine, Portuguese red and Bulgarian pinot!

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Skip the mask, get a dog cone

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